Everything dream ...
Home · Archive ·
RSS · Mobile ·
Makes the most ridiculous moves, but as soon as you are intelligent, art is fun for him ...this is me!
“And now - piertotum locomotor!” cried Professor McGonagall.
And all along the corridor the statues and suits of armor jumped down from their plinths, and from the echoing crashes from the floors above and below, harry knew that their fellows throughout the castle had done the same.
“Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!”
Clattering and yelling, the horde of moving statues stampeded past Harry: some of them smaller, others larger, than life. there were animals too, and the clanking suits of armor brandished swords and spiked balls on chains.
(via sirmerlin)
Something Beautiful: Bu da fıkra noir; ›
George Bush bir ilkokulu ziyaret eder.
Çocuklara:
-Sorusu olan var mı? der ve küçük Bob sözü alır.
-Benim üç sorum olacak:1- Seçimlerde daha az oy almanıza rağmen nasıl oldu da Başkan oldunuz?
2- Hiroşima’ya atılan atom bombası sizce dünyanın en büyük terör faaliyeti değil midir?
3-…
(Source: madgirls-lovesong)
